Let me tell you about dis ting, eh!

This is a real gem, eh. A real vintage phone, like in Slap Shot, but I modify it special just for you. When you pick it up and put it to your ear, boom — you hear my voice say: “Trade me right fucking now!”

This is not just a phone, this is like a direct line with Denis Lemieux. Very exclusive, only on denislemieux.com. I sign it myself, of course. You can use it, you can display it, but everyone will talk about it. Big time conversation starter.

If you are a true fan, you need this. For sure.

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Nobody said nutting yet bout dis ting. Be da first one, eh!